Last week, we scored the biggest sale/s of S^CRED Clothesline history. This is the equivalent to Kobe Bryant scoring 81 points! This is equivalent to Steve Nash being given his 2nd MVP! This is equivalent to the GREAT ANTICIPATOR getting laid at Ise Tann Recto!

Let’s celebrate the sale with this song…

Over P70000 worth sales. See shirt below. Our client is the Society Of Golfing Architects (SAGA) <— Something like that. On top of that, we sold bare sports-jackets, 12 pcs too. And the best news is, both our clients liked what we supplied. We’re getting rich! We’ll buy an island too. Soon, we’ll have our own stall at Bonifacio Highstreet! ROTF,D! <— Rolling on the floor, dreaming.

Side Note: After the sale, in celebration, we each consumed 5 sanmiglights and enjoy one street club at Paranaque, featuring a band that has 4 foot percussionist, a witch-rica peralejo combo look alike, the key-of-? keyboardist and finally, “DARLING” as the bassist! SOLVE!

~BONI